Buy a car of nightmares, or lease the car of your dreams!

If you are reading this, or considering any kind of lease deal you are most likely already well aware of the benefits that come with leasing a car, however you might be completely ignorant to the whole topic. If I was to tell you could probably afford to drive the car of your dreams, in my case that’s the MINI Clubman Estate 1.5 Cooper 6dr, would you believe me? Furthermore, you can get it as a brand new car! Let that sink in, it is a brand new version of the car of your dreams, and you can drive it!

My little yellow Citroen C1 has done a great job over the years but I need something with a little more space and have always loved the Mini Clubman as it is quite big, but still looks quite cute. For me, with the kind of car I want, I have two options; spend all of the money I have and have enough to buy a decent second hand car that’s a few years old on finance, or I could put the money towards a MINI Clubman Personal Car Lease! It would cover the initial payment as well as a bulk of the monthly payments. At this point, if you’re anything like me you will be picturing yourself in the car of your dreams, if on the other hand you are still considering getting a sensible used car, get off this page right now and never come back. It is the equivalent of paying 8k to date Jennifer Lawrence for 4 years or paying 8 grand to marry Jennifer Aniston. Sure Jennifer Aniston is still gorgeous, but she’s had her day and has done a lot of miles and god knows what mods she’s had over the years.

In this day and age nobody owns anything anyway, no one cares that I’ve got a personal contract hire MINI Clubman that leaves me hunting for pounds down the side of the sofa every month, they will just see my watch/steering wheel snapchats and believe I’ve made a success of myself, when really, I can only afford the lease because I still live at my moms and she doesn’t make me pay rent! My sensible/dull uncle Michael always says, “you should buy a used car worth about 12k on finance and treat it like a saving exercise, ie, you’re leasing a used car for 3 years, but at the end of it you have asset worth the best part of £8k, so in effect you’ve saved 10k over the course of the lease…” Sounds great on paper, but what the hell does he know, he still wears new era caps. Try chatting up a girl up town with a sensible lifestyle of living within your mean. I’ll take my chances with the Kadjar. If you think she’ll be put off by the fact I don’t own it, I’ll just lie and tell her I do, or tell her it’s a MINI Clubman Business Car lease, that way she’ll think it’s a perk of the sick job I’m still trying to get. Either way people will not catch me driving some beat up Megane anymore. No way, I’d sooner wear new era caps!

All you need to remember its 4 years with Jennifer Lawrence or marriage to Jennifer Aniston…. Aniston or Lawrence…. If you aren’t committed to getting your equivalent to a contract hire MINI Clubman after the Aniston Lawrence comparison then you are beyond saving…. Enjoy your marriage and pray Brad Pitt doesn’t swoop in.

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